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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

My thoughts...

My thoughts should not be allowed to be seen, read, or heard.
My thoughts are corrosive.
My thoughts are explosive.
My thoughts cause sea changes.
My thoughts make the babay Jeebus cry.
My thoughts kill Santa Clauses, Easter Bunnies, and Tooth Fairies.
My thoughts dethrone gods and emasculate devils.
My thoughts cause sacrfices to be made, human or otherwise.
My thoughts sometimes entertain porn stars and drug dealers.
My thoughts have broken all ten Commandments, and caused others to break them too.
My thoughts have greater thresholds and flight envelopes than most thoughts.
My thoughts inspire the bourgeosie.
My thoughts conspire with the globalists.
My thoughts cause orgasms: spiritual, sexual, or otherwise.
My thoughts laugh at most rebellions as silly fashion statements.
My thoughts have broken hearts, smashed dreams, and drained wills.
My thoughts care not for the beautiful.
My thoughts should not be used while driving or operating heavy machinery.
My thoughts are borne of consciousness at least thirteen lifetimes old.
My thoughts know what really went down on 6/28, 11/22, and 9/11.
My thoughts speak the truth.
My thoughts know truth is relative.
My thoughts manipulate others.
My thoughts find beauty in horrorible circumstances.
My thoughts laugh at effort and scoff at honor.
My thoughts do not as of yet comprehend the Tao.
My thoughts have won awards, ribbons, medals, honors, and memberships.
My thoughts waste paper, minutes, and electrons.
My thoughts have a ghetto pass.

My thoughts breach Jerichos and cross Rubicons.

My thoughts are no longer confined to my head.
My thoughts will be here now
when time allows.

My thoughts may interest you.
Read on.








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